| Animals go to Heaven |
|A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' |
The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates.
The next day God saw the cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here so far?' and the cat replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!'